Why you don't mess with me

So we went to the grocery store tonight, minding our own business.
Jameson is between us, holding our hands. We're doing the swinging game. You know, one, two, three, SWING! we're happy- its been a good day. As we are walking the crosswalk a car failed to stop at the stop sign before the crosswalk.
he almost hits us. As he abruptly slams his brakes we walk by. we kinda shoot him a dirty look and Dave says hey man there's a stop sign! He drives on and then just stops his car. We keep moving, letting Jameson pick his car shopping cart. This jackass gets out his car and starts walking up to us. Dave is putting Jameson in the car and i step up the guy and he starts raising his voice to me.

Douche: What did you say to me walking by?
Me: (looks at his license plate- its from TN) You didnt stop at that stop sign. You almost hit us with your car while we were walking. (i smile). That;s all.

(i gave the guy the benefit of the doubt since he is from out of state. I was wrong)

Douche: What did you say?
Dave: My wife said you ran the stop sign. We were in the crosswalk and you almost hit us.
Douche: Yeah well I stopped. So what's the problem?
Me: You ran the stop sign. The only reason you stopped is because you almost hit us.
Douche: Yeah well at least I stopped. Be happy about that.

Douche starts to walk off.
Dave: sir, you don't have to be rude. OK?
Douche walks back
Douche: What? You wanna start with me?

I tell Dave to leave him alone. To let him go.
Douche walks away and into the store. We see him get his wife who is buying, wait for it, cheap booze and he leaves.

As he leaves he looks at me. This real creepy look. Dave sees this
Dave: Oh well sir hope you have a good night.
And the guy loses it. He storms back up to us and starts at us again. I had told Dave just to leave him alone. Dave loves to have the last word. He was over the whole situation and said to me oh he was already angry. The Douche is yelling stuff at Dave. Dave eggs him on telling him the guy just parked illegally and if he wants to keep on he will call the cops.

Jameson hears the yelling and runs up and starts trying to yell at him. I take Jameson into the shopping cart and start heading in.
Me:Dave come on Dave just leave this guy alone.

The guy seriously was just creepily looking at me.
(I hate being stared at. And his swollen, red puffy asshole face wouldn't stop yelling at me and staring at me).
Me: do you have a problem? Why are you staring at me? (As i walk into the store. )
Douche: (looking at Dave) You know you really need to sh-
he stops.
Douche: You need to learn to shut her up. You should put her on a leash.

Saying I lost it is an understatment.
I stopped the cart and i changed into crazy ghetto Latina chola.

Me: Oh that's it!
Dave: oh shit.
Me: (giving the cart to Dave and storming up to Douche's face) What did you say? Oh FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! You wanna talk? TALK. Come on!

Douche had a OH CRAP look on his face.
Dave: Yeah you shouldn't make her mad.
I stormed away but not before i looked at Douche and said
Me: Shut your mouth you Goddamn asshole before i shut it for you.

He got in his car and left. We called the cops but he took off in his pricey- hey look i am way too old for this car and i have a little wang- car. The grocery store got his picture on camera and they saw how insane he was. Said if he was in there again they'd ban his ass.

Don' t mess with me. :)

What TV Shows do you watch? (From Jen's site)

How I met Your Mother (Just got into this one but i heart it so much!)

House (I dont catch it often but i do netflix it. Love Hugh Laurie!)

Glee- I am such a fan girl of this show. Love the talent. Love the music. Love it all.
Bones- David Boreanuz. Nuff said.


The Office- Jim and Dwight. And the Nard dog.

30 Rock- Anyone who doesn't love this show is dead to me.

Entourage- total boy show and my hubby loves it . As much as a jerk Piven is said to be- he is an amazing jerk on TV.

Weeds- fantastic TV here. The show keeps getting better and better.

Kanye

Kanye West is like the Joe Wilson of the VMA's.
Seriously.

ZOMG

Today i found Sarah MacLachlan's MirrorBall and Savage Garden's Affirmation.
My 16 year self just squealed and shed a tear all at the same time.

Could Sarah's music be more depressing? But i listened to this cd at least 4 times a day. My emo teenage self just loved her haunting voice. The song I Love You? Makes me cry everytime. Fall from Grace does too.

And Savage Garden! Aghhhh. I hearted these guys so much. I got their Affirmation CD and immediately fell in love all over again. Their song, I Don't Know You Anymore is one of my favorites.

Brienne,

START A FREAKING BLOG ALREADY!
Bless it,
ME

Something I Stole from Jen who stole from someone else

1. Do you cook every night?

i try to cook as much as possible. We usually buy food for dinner for the week Sunday through Thursday. We usually end up eating out on of those days anyway. Lunches are usually super simple like mac and cheese or sandwhiches. Or the ever loving Hot Pockets. Weekend lunches are usually grilled cheese, subs or salads. Breakfast on the weekends is a must for us. Usually pancakes, bacon or eggs on Saturday and our usual biscuits and sausage gravy on sundays. Coffee is a must.

2. What kind of laundry detergent do you use & why?
Oxy Clean free. It is the only thing to take out chocolate milk and strawberry stains and the only thing that works with Dave's work clothes. Plus it doesnt break us out.

3. Do you do laundry every day or loads at a time?

Sundays i will do 2 loads, then Wednesday a refresher load. Every other week I have to do an additional one or two loads for sheets, etc

4. How often do you eat out per week?
it's a tradition to go out Friday nights. Sometimes we go out Saturdays but it may just be fast food. We use to go out with our friends Brooke and Klee on Monday nights to Fox and Hound's but service there sucks so we quit going.

5. Where do you usually eat out?

usually somewhere kid friendly. Jameson is a super picky eater. Pizza, chicken fingers and grilled cheese are pretty much all he eats. Some fruit, yogurt and stuff like pancakes are safe bets. Zaxby's is a favorite cause we all love it. Pizza works. We have Felleni's and St. Angelo's here which makes an amazing pizza. I adore chinese food so we have a buffett 2 minutes away from our place that we all like.

6. What is your favorite retail store?

Target. And we have a superTarget like 10 minutes from my place. Yeah it's ON.

7. What’s your favorite thing to drink?

Coke Zero, Diet Rootbeer, Diet Sweet Tea and of course, Bailey's.

8. Do you take vitamins?
a B-12 vitamin and sometimes a SpongeBob multi-vitamin.

9. What percentage of the household chores do you do?
80% Dave does trash and mopping. I do the rest.


10. Do your children do chores? (Or will they, did they, etc).
Oh yes he will. He is going to do chores and have responsibilities just like anyone else. He already cleans up his own toys and room and he throws his own trash away.

11. Do you go to church?

(crickets chirping) Nope.

12. Do you have a housework schedule?

Nope. Just like to keep it clean. If something is messy or dirty one day I clean it. I am pretty uptight about my kitchen though. So i clean that everyday.

13. Do you keep a working budget?
we need one. we gotta work on that.

14. What do you do at night as a family?

we have dinner as a family every night. hang out watch TV, play with Jameson. Bath time is Jameson's and Dave's bonding time. We both put Jameson to bed and then we spend time together- watch Tv, talk, cuddle, etc

15. How do you prepare yourself for a new week?
I wing it.

16. What do your mornings look like?

I hate mornings. I like early afternoons.

17. What time do you get up in the mornings?
when Jameson wakes up- usually around 8:30-9:30. Then we hang out and watch some Tv and i 95% fall back asleep. He wakes me up if I need to change the channel or when he's done watching TV. He sometimes goes back to sleep with me too.

18. What time do you go to bed at night?
around 4am or so.

19. How do you manage all of the paperwork that floods into your household? (bills, school work, magazines, ads, etc)

I have a little wicker basket where bills go. I keep them all memorized by date in my head, seriously, but they stay in the wicker basket till they get paid then they get shredded. Most bills are emailed to me so i keep a file of paid bills on my email.
we don't get mags and ads go to the trash. See? I am kinda organized!

20. How do you keep your household organized? (calendars, charts, etc.)

When my Iphone wasn't a mere paperweight I had everything (set to alarms) to tell me when this bill was due or when this party was. The calender was my friend.
Now? I still can't find my Kate Spade planner. And it's probably staying that way. I'm not too much into lists (unless it for the grocery store but hey i buy whatever shit i want anyway so i digress).

**Cough, cough** I'm sick

So Dave got really sick this week. He was out for a day, which, he hates. So yesterday i started getting a scratchy throat. This morning I woke up and ugh! Congested and stuffy.
And our fridge broke. Again. Ugh! So moving all the food into our deep freezer. Got it fixed though. But Jameson has been acting so bad lately. He just doesn't listen and had started like smacking me on the leg for no reason. Not fun when you are sick.
now i got the aches and a fever. Blasted! Ugh the worst is the sinus congestion. I mean, really? I am miserable.
So i may not be writing any posts for the next couple of days. Which, uh, hello, its just Jen reading this LOL so not like it matters!
anyway hope everyone has a great Labor Day weekend! Stay safe!

Reason number 872, 394 i crush on Jason Segal

Oddly enough he resembles my husband so i guess its not really bad to crush on him. Ha!